Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm at about main and main street
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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