is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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