Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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