Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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