just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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