I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
