Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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