with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
