Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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