only if we run a train.
done.
well you can't waste a boner
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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