STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i believe in u and ur pee
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