If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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