Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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