do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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