you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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