***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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