So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
