But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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