Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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