she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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