He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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