Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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