I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
A+ Viking dick
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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