nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
third nipple confirmed
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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