You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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