grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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