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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
