I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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