Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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