That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Randomize
