i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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