Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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