I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sext me about skeletons
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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