I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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