Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Randomize
