i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Of course I have a pirate flag
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
