Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
