I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I need moral support for this bender
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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