But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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