guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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