just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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