eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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