Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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