Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that's an acceptable place to lick
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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