Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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