I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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