I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
