Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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