somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my shit smells like andre
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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