and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Less talking, more tequila
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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