I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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