let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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