I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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