My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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