I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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