first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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