its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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