That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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