brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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