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how can u be prego again
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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