We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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